Golf V Hurling

When I see lads swinging sideline cuts over the bar I always think of millionaire professional golfers wigglin and jigglin and holdin their heads still and addressing the ball and all that malarkey while some lad holds up a big sign sayin "Silence" in case anybody would talk and put him off and how many times do they hook it into a river or something?

A man like Adrian Fenlon can just take a race at it with a lump of an ash plant and thousands of mad ho*rs screamin at him and he lamps it between the posts well over 50 yards away, no bother and he's not holdin out his hand for a big cheque for it.

That reminds me of the story about the big golf tournament that was on the telly when Tiger or someone had a 30 foot putt to win the thing. He sank it and the place went wild. Some fella turned to the GAA fan beside him to say 'wasn't that amazing' and the response came - 'tis aisy enough when dere's no wan markin' yew'."

Where else would you get it?

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